Dear Monopolies and Tree huggers.

Its come to my attention that you all suck. I don't say this to be a rebellious teenager. I say this as a bitchy capitalist with unrealistic logic and irrational behavior. With my medication you are all still cunt heads. Why I use the word cunt is obvious. You're a bunch of pussies who contradict yourselves.
Let's start with the barbie doll. I FREAKING LOVE BARBIES! however, if you want to "go green" and "conserve" instead of making the stupid doll's head so cheap that I can't let it make out with her faggot boyfriend ken without falling off I have abit of advice. CUT DOWN ON THE FUCKING PLASTIC YOU USE TO PUT HER IN HER LITTLE PLASTIC COFFIN OF DOOM. common sense. all that plastic that I WILL NOT recycle adds up.
Moving onward to opec. Not only do I just generally hate arabs in general since they're pedophiles and molesters. Here's the thing. You bitch to me about driving a truck with a 20 gallon tank when you sit there and munch on your vegan salad that was grown in brazil and your fuji water. How much gas did it take to fly that airplane. And since you're probably a fish smelling feminist whore let me add that the woman who watered that banana tree probably had 12 kids who were all slave laborers and an abusive husband who had everal other wives...
It doesn't kill anyone to think like a crackhead every now and again.


some subjects that I was going to touvch base on but don't want to anymore:
captcha
communism
mathematics of doom
at&t

grrrr

I'm falling behind
I'm angry that I'm fallingb ehind
I am not happy at all that i'm falling behind


GRRRR

my parents are not assisting my falling behind....


why does our school news channel insist on playing that really annoying happy song about tonight being a goood night......


my parents are not helping ..I just want to be exceedingly superrior and they are making it difficult

theres no need toget pissed atme for having a full truck bed...I didnt anticipate sharing....


I dislike people very much


redlion is the gayest....york catholic is just gay...however I only hate the 5 minute transitions my study hall and my lunch period.

day 28

I've always wanted to be swept away by the artsy smart guy with light skin and dark hair and wears nothing but courduroys and kahki pants and sweatervests and I still find him super hot


what draws us to people

I met who seems to be my lifeline on a whim...on omegle...one in 3000 other people on omegle at the time....
do you know how many people disconnect after the second thing i say....

what draws us to people...
how do we know what t say


is there a method to falling for someone
(angels and airwaves just came on)
::jams:: this song always makes me feel like I'm in love

I hated my ex when we met
nd what made us change our minds?

I'm almost desperate to know just HOw we fall in love...
and do i just sit around and wait for it to happen...or do I go searching

Merhaba! day 27

I have sparkly fishnets on....
they belong to my mother

day 24

Last week wasn't as bad as anticipated.....


I wish I got more sleep this weekend .....

yaya hulahoops from harvest fest....aw I love the fall!

day 21

I'm copying my idea of my friends day to day school blogging
I dislike the public school system I'm listening to this dude blab about about tis album called sun of the morning yeah.....WHAH WHAH WAH


o write my world domination plan now ...


toodles

randomnestical story

so i was in my yellow jumpsuit
and i was riging my unicorn...which has tentacles...a unicorn with tentacles!!! sooooooooo amazing!!!

and we flew to this magical place called the church of scientology...and we got there...and they were like ZOMG its an alien! we win bitches
and all the catholics turn to me and point and go "demon child" ::sprit holywater::
and the jews are like....oh let's steal it and sell it and buy yamikas because you can never have too many yamikas....

and then all of these stupid mormons come along all well dressed and they're like "we need to save you " and i'm just like "screw you religious people" and i whip out my magic wand and magically poof them all into shrimpies and eat them....

and then i take my uniccorn and he was like "damn you hoe you almost got me killed" and he was so angry he flew to the spca and raped all the animals

and then he was hungry so i bought him some fried ferret...
and then he got all whiny because the ferret wasn't propperly seasned with children sprinkles

so I went and found him an orphan and had it deepfried and gave it to him....

s it was just me and my unicorn with tentacles...all alone...and i got lonely and i cried....my unicorn felt bad ...


so my unicorn went and found me a kitten...and we played my favorite game which is who can kick the kitten the farthest...I won of course so the kittewn eventually died and we ended up selling it to a vegan and telling her it was a very rare ...furry red cucumber

and it was one of the best days ever....
and we made passionate unicornytentacley spiffy love
and fell asleep in eachother's tentacles/arms

the next morning i woke up to find myself laying next to tm cruise....it turns out tom cruise is a shapeshifter and can magically transform into a unicorn with tentacles.....

so i bit off his nipples and replaced them with barbie doll heads